July 16, 2015

US Naval Observatory

Matthew, Jon, Jeff our Guide, Beth, Me, and Paul
Today we got a chance to film at the US Naval Observatory.  This is one of the oldest scientific research centers in the country and the home of the Vice President.  We didn’t see him today but we did learn that guards get grumpier the closer you get to his house.  The first gate we pulled into was wrong, and apparently close to the house.  They told us we were at the wrong gate, pointed in the general direction we needed to go and told me to back up, into traffic, and leave.  I asked if I could pull forward and turn around.  Nope, back up.  The next wrong gate we pulled into was a little further away.  The guard told us right where we needed to go, helped me back up, and waved as we pulled off.  The third guard, furthest away, basically just said, “Come on in!”

Our first stop was to look at a telescope they used to determine time with for over 100 years.  

The guys using a boom.
Then we got to go into the library.  It is amazing.  

It was designed by the same guy who designed the base of the Statue of Liberty.  It is round and houses the largest collection of astronomical books in the country.  While we were in there our guide brought out a sextant and chronograph.  The chronograph was given to Asaph Hall Jr. whose dad discovered two of the moons of Mars.  

Also, we learned what can happen when you end up in someone's panoramic picture.  The results are not always flattering.  
Man I have big feet!
The next stop was the nerdiest/coolest.  We got to see the US Master Clock.  It is THE clock for the department of defense (which on a side note, did you know that the backup system on all US Navy boats in case the GPS goes out is a clock and a sextant - can you imagine the GPS on an aircraft carrier going out and someone out on the deck with a sextant?) The atomic clocks here make up a large chunk of all of those used to determine US Standard Time.  The room was . . . boring, but super awesome on a nerd level.  It looked like a bunch of big old VCRs, some large filing cabinets and five water heaters.  Combined they make up the most accurate clock in the world.  It is accurate to within one one thousandth of a billionth of a second!  
The most accurate clock in the world!
I can’t wait to see all the footage we got today.  Our guys are amazing and the location was spectacular.  Here are a few other random shots from today. Did I mention that I work with a bunch of goofballs.
The master hard at work

The Force is strong with this one.
"How you doin'"
Can I submit this one to awkward family photos?
Our last location of the day.

July 6, 2015

DC or Bust - Day 1

Here is a mile by mile recap of the trip so far.

37 miles from KC: Bryce: “Daddy, I’ve got to go to the bathroom.”  Of course there were no places to stop.  We pulled up an on ramp, got out and I said, “Buddy we are going to pee in the grass.”  Bryce’s response, “Do I poop in the grass too?”  

87 miles: Stop #2 to go to the bathroom.  Another offramp, only this time the highway patrol pulled up to make sure we were okay.

174 miles: Stop #3 - at this point I’m wondering if we were even going to make it out of Missouri today.

241 miles: Stop #4, switching drivers and Bryce says, “Daddy you go too slow.  Mommy goes fast.  

255 miles: I became the most brilliant father ever.  Sadie was upset, so I told Sarah to put three pennies in an empty Gatorade jug and give it to her.  She loved it!

256 miles: I became the stupidest father ever, giving my kid a giant rattle in an enclosed vehicle.  What was I thinking.

311 miles: Sarah sound asleep

Mile 1 - most of the trip: Etch a sketch - Grandma got Bryce an Etch a sketch for the trip.  Brilliant.  He loved it.  He played with it, it was his table for his lunch, it was a drum (not so cool) and when he was trying to go to sleep we tried to put it in the toy box.  Nope, he wanted to sleep with it.  

328 miles: Stopped at the hotel where we had stayed on the way out to pick up the glasses I had left there - they actually found them.  Also, at this stop Bryce cheered on Comet as she went pee.

331 miles: Realized my wife can’t Etch a Sketch and it is pretty funny to watch her try.

372 miles: Best rest stop ever (Yes Mom, we survived a rest stop.  We were not abducted by any truckers.)

387 miles: Dog laid down for the first time.

388 miles: Dog is no longer laying down.

474 miles: Sarah got a milk shake, dropped some on her toes, and licked it off.  Yup, licked it off.  

508 miles: Realized I hate Minions, specifically happy meal toy minions that say La La La when you hit them.  

516 miles: Got to the hotel.  As we pulled in Bryce asked, “Are my girlfriends here.”  I asked who are they?  His response, “I don’t know, let’s go see.”  That’s my boy.

In for the night.  Dog gets a bath tomorrow while we hit the Children’s museum in Indianapolis.  Hope everyone is safe with the tornados back home.  Looks like one touched down just a couple miles from the house.